To the residents of a house at the top of Grange Rd

I could post your number, but that would be mean-spirited. Here's the thing. I get you have a stereo and a copy of Now Thats What I Call Music 43 and you like to turn up the volume. For those of us living nearby who have been through a stressful week and would love to chill out in the garden, it's... not so wonderful to relive Gangnam Style and Macarena Number 5.

I'm sure many of your neighbours, myself included, would be happy to donate some CDs that are ... slightly less historic, as well as slightly less... crap.... Alternatively if you do want to take a trip down memory lane ... well, there's a lot of music that, possibly, bears playing at top volume on a quiet Friday night. Otherwise.... please. stop. now. Thank you.... We are all a bit stressed at the moment, I'm afraid....